new eridu hollow survivor club (kaisou ic group chat)

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[burgersplease]

Oh. I didn't know.

[This girl's cooking abilities begin and ends at the microwave]

She's fine. Why do you ask?

[paraselenic]

Alligators have quite the vicious bite. I am surprised Miss Nicole can procure the animal so effortlessly.

[burgersplease]

It's not that hard.

They bite hard but it's hard for them to open their mouths. So you just keep their mouth clamped shut.

[paraselenic]

And yet getting their jaws shut in the first place seems like the challenge. Miss Nicole is quite resourceful.

[burgersplease]

She is, especially when it involves earning or saving money.

[You can practically hear the sigh, as the homesickness sets in. I miss my Nicole, Lycaon]

Now I want a gator burger.

[paraselenic]

[A part of him does wonder about this Nicole on a...nostalgic level. But he doesn't want to assume too much.

We all miss Nicole, Anby.]

There was a vendor at the state fair with a gator-based food.

[burgersplease]

[It's definitely about Nicole. But at least even Anby can recognize that- especially when Lycaon suggests something Nicole would never approve of:

Spending vendor prices at a fair]

I'll pass. I know that vendor from Florida. He brings gator to other states so he can overcharge for lower quality gator dishes without anyone realizing because it's a novelty food up here. Also because he doesn't get along with the other vendors back home. We'd supply fresh gator as a routine odd job, so we've also had past beef with him stiffing us.

It's okay. I'll just call Nicole tonight.

[paraselenic]

[The world of gator meat is a fascinating one indeed. It's not an ingredient Lycaon would use too often (too similar in vibe to a certain colleague of his), but he can respect the connoisseurs.]

I am surprised you did not confront him. Or that Miss Nicole did not take the trip up to be competition.

If he is overcharging for a sub-par product, that is quite unforgivable.

[burgersplease]

It's not worth doing it now, we got our money eventually and now we just don't do jobs for him. And Nicole can't leave Flordia right now. It's complicated.

[Legal issues, per usual]

It's shady, for sure, but it's not illegal. Just go to Florida proper if you want to taste good gator burgers.

[paraselenic]

[Worrisome. It sounds like she's being contained rather than barred.]

I will keep that in mind. For now I will simply trust your astute taste in burgers.

Were you able to try any at the fair?